Vampires Suck (2010)

Pooja Kshatriya
2 min readJul 28, 2024

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Welcome back, I know you miss my mind-blowing and super awesome recommendations, so here is another one.

Actors which I know and I am assuming you know too

Well, you and I might not know anything or anyone from this movie, but I promise you, after watching it, you won’t be able to forget any of their faces. The cast is absolutely hilarious, and I have no idea how they managed to keep straight faces while shooting this movie. Here’s the cast:

And now you know

Plot

We all know the famous movie Twilight, right? As kids, we all fantasized about becoming vampires and meeting our very own Edward Cullen. Well, this movie is nothing like what you expected. Vampires Sucks is a parody that combines elements from all three Twilight movies: Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

It’s hilarious, it’s disgusting, it’s cringe-worthy — it’s everything you could imagine. But just a disclaimer: you won’t be able to watch Twilight with a straight face again. If you love parody movies, this one is for you.

My wisdom regarding this movie

I watched this movie a long time ago when I was in the mood for something funny. As it started, I thought, “Wait, do I know this plot from somewhere?” The moment I saw Edward jumping through Bella’s window, I screamed, “OH MY GOD, it’s the funny version of Twilight!”

This movie is so cringe, I swear, it’s so cringe that I love it. The Edward character is absolutely hilarious and somehow manages to keep that pale, whitish makeup intact. Some scenes are truly disgusting, so I suggest everyone keep their judgment aside and just enjoy this masterpiece.

Conclusion

Just watch it~

Thank you for reading!

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